stabbedinthebaklava:

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

(via s-t-i-ff)

popyolar:

hornyspice:

It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto

Takes the same to get a decent pic of me

(via flashlester)

akt6:

i wonder what’s gonna fuck me up next

(via brunette017)

don’t throw hate at me, throw money

(via zlatno-dete)

jetbag:

do you ever go weeks without being sad and hold everything in then one day you like drop your water bottle and start crying about how you fear you’ll die alone

(via c-teardrops)