stabbedinthebaklava:

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

(via s-t-i-ff)

popyolar:

hornyspice:

It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto

Takes the same to get a decent pic of me

(via flashlester)

akt6:

i wonder what’s gonna fuck me up next

(Source: herztumor, via brunette017)

don’t throw hate at me, throw money

(Source: atmoxphere, via adolescentkinja)